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Tech help,
fresh-squeezed.

Flat-rate web redesigns, PC fixes, device setup, security — done by a real human in LA. Plus ⚡ Volta — free, particle-fast AI with live data and image gen. No login. No surprises. No-fix · no-fee, every job.

✓ No-fix · no-fee ⏱ ~10-min text reply 💵 Flat pricing only 📍 LA + remote anywhere 🔒 Privacy-first

Ask anything. Answer in a flash.

Not sure if it's a virus, a dead hard drive, or a bad cable? Ask Volta — or text TK direct.

Popular help
💻PC HelpFrom $29 🖥️Web & SEOFrom $39 📱SetupFrom $29 🔐SecurityFrom $49 📦DownloadsFrom $3 💛ClubFrom $5/mo
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No-fix · no-fee
If we can't solve it, you don't pay. Every job, every time.
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Flat-rate, up-front
No hourly trap. You see the price before we start the work.
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One human, not a call center
TK answers your text, runs the fix, and signs off when it's done.
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The LA Tech Emergency Playbook
16 pages. $10. Pays for itself on your first Wi-Fi meltdown.

Every fix I run on-site across LA — Wi-Fi that drops during Zoom, scareware pop-ups, router rescues, POS freezes, scams targeting LA homes in 2026 — written as a 90-second field guide. No fluff.

  • ✓ Wi-Fi triage + 5 GHz channel optimization
  • ✓ Malware/scareware cleanup (what to click, what to ignore)
  • ✓ Router + modem rescue order + LA ISP direct lines
  • ✓ Free DNS boost (saves ~300 ms per page load)
  • ✓ Backup playbook (3-2-1 rule with free tools)
  • ✓ Scams hitting LA residents in 2026 + what to do if you clicked
  • ✓ TKDL rapid-response rate card — 10% off first booking
Bonus for Founders 100: permanent shoutout in v2, lifetime Pitcher Club if you tip $20+ in crypto, and first-access to every future TKDL download.
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Pay any way — PDF mailed in 5 min
After payment, text your receipt + email to TK via the contact page. PDF lands in your inbox within 5 min (usually faster).
★★★★★ Written in LA 🔒 Instant delivery 💾 16 pages · print-ready 🔁 Lifetime v2+ updates
What we do

Fixes, builds, and smart help — under one lemon.

Four simple lanes. Tap any to see what's inside and grab a flat price.

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PC Help

Tune-ups, malware removal, startup cleanup, slow-laptop rescue. On-site or remote.

From $29See menu →
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Web & SEO

Futuristic site redesigns, Netlify deploys, domains, SSL, email deliverability, GA4.

From $39See menu →
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Device Setup

Phone transfers, smart home, mesh wifi, printer fixes, video-call rigs, Zoom + OBS.

From $29See menu →
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Security & Backup

2FA, password hygiene, cloud backup setup + restore test, audits for peace of mind.

From $49See menu →
What people say

Real humans. Real fast.

"TK rebuilt my website in a weekend and it finally loads fast. Worth every penny."— Marcus, LA
"Malware was making my laptop useless. TK remote-fixed it in 40 minutes. No drive-to-shop drama."— Dana, remote
"Volta actually knew what it was talking about. Texted TK for the tricky part and it was done same day."— Jordan, SF
How it works

Three steps. No surprises.

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Tell us what's up

Text TK, ask Volta, or pick a service. No forms, no wait music.

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Get a flat quote

Pick prepay (save 15%) or pay after. Your call.

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We fix it

Remote same-day, on-site next-day. No-fix · no-fee guarantee.

Ready when you are.

Real humans, real fast. Or ask Volta first and see how far it takes you.

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