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Ready-to-use packs. No subscription, no DRM. Buy once, keep forever.

FOUNDERS 100 ยท NEW Only โ€”/100 left Ships instantly
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LA Tech Emergency Playbook

$10 $29

16 pages. Every Wi-Fi, malware, router, backup, and LA-specific fix TK runs on-site โ€” written as a field-ready PDF you can run yourself in 90 seconds. Pays for itself on your first $150 service call you avoid.

  • Wi-Fi triage ยท 5 GHz channel fix ยท ISP speed-test ritual
  • Scareware cleanup ยท real malware signs ยท scams targeting LA 2026
  • Router rescue power-cycle order + direct ISP outage lines
  • 3-2-1 backup playbook with free tools
  • TKDL rate card + 10% off first booking (inside)
  • Lifetime v2+ updates ยท shoutout in next edition
Pick your rail
After paying, text receipt + email via contact page. PDF in inbox within 5 min.
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PC Maintenance Pack

$12.00

Scripts + clear instructions to clean junk, speed up startup, and kill bloatware. Works on Windows 10 & 11.

  • 5 one-click BAT scripts
  • PDF walkthrough (12 pages)
  • Lifetime free updates
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Website Launch Kit

$19.00

Everything you need to launch a clean one-pager. Templates, checklist, Netlify deploy guide.

  • 3 HTML templates
  • SEO checklist
  • Hosting setup guide
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Security Starter Bundle

$9.00

Password-manager setup guide, phishing red flags cheat sheet, and TK's personal backup checklist.

  • 3 PDF guides
  • Editable backup checklist
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Resume Template Pack

$7.00

5 clean, ATS-friendly resume templates in .docx. No graphics tricks that break parsers.

  • 5 .docx templates
  • Cover letter bonus
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Phone Setup Checklist

$5.00

The exact checklist TK uses to move you to a new phone without losing a thing. iPhone + Android versions.

  • Both OS included
  • Data migration tips
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Logo Design Kit

$15.00

Brand brief template, 100+ color palette ideas, and a type-pairing chart. Helpful if you're DIY'ing a logo.

  • Palette library
  • Font combo guide
โœ… After payment, text TK your receipt + email and your download hits your inbox within minutes.

๐Ÿช™ Volta Tokens

Need longer answers, file uploads, or image generation? Grab a token pack. Redeem them on โšก Volta โ€” each token = one Pro-model request.

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Starter โ€” 50 tokens

$5.00 ($0.10 / token)

Perfect for a handful of long-form answers or a short image-gen session.

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Pitcher โ€” 300 tokens

$19.00 ($0.06 / token)

A whole month of heavy use for most folks. Save 40% vs starter.

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Pro โ€” 1000 tokens

$49.00 ($0.05 / token)

For power users running long chats + image gen daily.

๐Ÿ›  Tech Gear ยท TK's picks

The exact gear TK installs, uses, and recommends on-site. Every link is an affiliate link โ€” same price you'd pay anyway, a tiny kickback helps keep Volta free and the playbook updated. No upsells, no fake "editor's choices" โ€” just stuff that actually works. Tap any card โ†’ opens the retailer in a new tab.

Heads-up: Some links are Amazon Associates, some are direct-brand affiliates (Ledger, Anker, etc.). TK earns 1-8% when you buy. Prices are never higher than going direct. If a link ever redirects somewhere odd, text TK โ€” he'll swap it.

๐ŸŽ Gift Vouchers

Someone in your life needs tech help but won't ask for it? Gift them a service voucher โ€” redeemable any time, never expires.

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$25 Voucher

$25.00

Good for any service, partial credit toward bigger jobs. Delivered as a printable PDF.

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$50 Voucher

$50.00

Covers a PC tune-up or a remote quick-fix with change left over.

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$100 Voucher

$100.00

Enough for malware removal, security setup, or a one-page site โ€” with a free bonus added.

๐Ÿ“ง Pay, then text TK the recipient's email + your receipt โ€” TK emails them a personalized voucher within the hour.

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